i found this at bored.com
i thought they were hilarious and wished to share them with you...
Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?
You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?
Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?
heh... funny
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